Day one

Today we collected the car. We've named her Mo the Boat. She's a chevvy suburban and barring actual lorries she's the biggest thing on the road. We could have had a ford edge but opted for bigger.

Two quotes from Reid today. On a Chinese woman driving along next to us: "look at him, he looks like he's missed two steps in the evolutionary chain"
On another person driving a ford edge: "fuck you edge, I could have had you but I spurned you"

We've just got home from a bar that sells 1 dollar mixers. Salut x

The Hit List

I will be awarding 'I-Spy'-style points for seeing/doing the following.

Eating - 5 pts for all
MacDonalds

Burger King

KFC

-Additional 5 pts for a KFC Double-Down

Arby's

Jack In The Box

Taco Bell

Chipotle

Wendy's

TGI Fridays

Appleby's

Twinkie

Herschey's

Drinking - 10pts

Miller

Miller Lite

Bud

Bud Lite

Coors

Coors Lite

Keystone

Everclear (extra 5pts)

Seeing

Morbidly Fat Person 5 pts

-extra 10 for fattie astride a mobility scooter

GUNS 1pts

Cheerleader - 5 pts

Crackhead - 5 pts

"Dont Mess With Texas" - 5pts

Dipo Panicking - 0.5 pts

Couple Argument - 2 pts

Road Kill - 5pts

Doing

Bolting - 2pts

-Additional 8 pts if part of a boat race

Beer Pong - 5pts

Flip Cup - 5pts

Stopped by the Police - 10pts

Arrested - 100pts

Winning in Vegas - 200pts

Losing in Vegas - 2pts

Addtional Points

15pts per 'ideal garden' collected

-extra 10pts if said garden includes a wrecked car

25pts for every yank who believes Tara is Prince William/Hugh Grant's nephew/a Spy